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Novelty T‑Shirt — "1 Blaster Box a Day Keeps the Wife Away" Retro Graphic Tee

$19.99
Colors: Ash
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
This tee carries a cheeky, retro comic vibe—bright, cartoon art up front and a clean, understated print on the back. It sits relaxed on the body with a classic crew neck and midweight feel that works across seasons. Picture it on someone who loves tongue-in-cheek humor, game-night banter, and vintage pop-culture graphics: the front draws laughs and starts conversations, while the back mark gives it a subtle, curated touch. Wear it to casual hangouts, hobby meetups, or lazy weekends at the game store—it layers easily under a flannel or pairs with worn-in denim for an offhand, confident look.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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